Well today was not going to be great. I had to climb inside our loft to find that our boiler was very sick and as we were still waiting for parts our house felt like a freezer compartment! I phoned our heating company to be told “What parts?” I decided to visit the bathroom and […]
Many sentences bring both shock and horror at the same time, like coming home, opening the door and your wife announcing “Glad you’re home, come with me!” This is usually code for ‘let me show you what you did, then let me see you squirm.’ The other is “I didn’t mean to Daddy!” which is […]
I thought I had seen every horror in the kitchen and I am very careful not to eat food created by children unless an adult gives the all clear nod. “How could you?” I hear you cry. Well it’s simple, take someone in my family who was making rice crispy cakes for example, using a […]
Last night was going to be an ordinary night. I came home, the kids were tearing the front room up, the house looked like it was burgled, but there was a difference. The kid’s faces and my wife’s looked like they had sucked on a lemon. Now most smart dads know that the rest of […]