This week on dorsetdad.co.uk our bath turns bright green, my kitchen has a new stain, and why did I saw up a pine kitchen chair? Curious?
Consider me so relaxed I am positively horizontal, after a fantastic lie-in. The kids were already downstairs beating the furniture, however I was upstairs in a warm and cosy bed, with pillows like marshmallows. To top it off my loving wife had fetched a freshly filtered coffee.
You can tell it’s nearly the end of term as even my little girl, who is usually up at six am, is now sleeping in. It was nearly 7.30am before signs of life were heard from various bedrooms. Captain Chaos came down like an early cave man beating his chest for food.
Oh diary, how can preparing two kids for school be so tough? I got the lunch-boxes ready and waved my wife goodbye, along with all hope. As my wife drove away I asked Captain Chaos where his shoes were? His answer was “Sorry no idea”