This week on dorsetdad.co.uk my son has been taught never lick or pick, our kitchen ceiling is coming down, and why does the temperature of the water matter? Curious?
Today was a big day for us a family, as my little girl was going away for almost a week on her own with friends. As we awoke she was already downstairs on her second breakfast, packed up and supercharged. Captain Chaos arrived out of his pit, whilst my wife was not feeling well, so […]
It’s official, I really am cranky, but I promise it’s not my fault. I was awoken today – which is a Sunday – at stupid O’ clock, to the sound of books crashing beside my wife, only to realise one of our children was trying to be quiet. I think it’s safe to say this […]
This week it’s half term, so I thought I would let you in on my secret diary. Have a peek at a week in the life of the Dorset Dad. Monday the 24th of Forever Dear Diary, today I woke up with the usual hope and optimism, which did not leave the building a few […]
Both of my kids seem to attract dirt and I can usually tell if my kids have had a good day as when I get home, they are usually eating whilst wearing dirt. This morning my wife announced it was ‘sheep dipping day’ where my kids go in the bath. Normally this means they get […]
Today was a rare day as I woke up naturally, with the sound of kids playing on their own in their bedrooms quietly. Yes people, I did say quietly, so I pretended to be asleep enjoying the moment until I felt my bladder about to explode. What do you do? If I get up then […]
Today we are taking Captain Chaos to his swimming classes. This made me chuckle as the only person unwilling to get dressed today is Captain Chaos, who decided he wanted to stay at home rather than learn a life skill. Apparently watching some squashed plasticine blob pretend to be a superhero is more important than […]