This week on dorsetdad.co.uk my son has been taught never lick or pick, our kitchen ceiling is coming down, and why does the temperature of the water matter? Curious?
I had a feeling things were going downhill this week, it was the little telltale signs that gave it away. Maybe it was Wednesday morning when my son came down believing he was ‘Lord of the Manor’ informing me that I could bring him breakfast now. Oh I’m sorry Sir, your humble butler was packing […]
I’m sure someone is feeding my little girl lyrics from a song during the night, and then when she wakes up she just recalls them. As my eyelids burst open this morning I was expecting the worst, you know, things like there’s been a small accident with the tap in the kitchen, or my personal […]
Arguments start early in our house. Today is Saturday and the clock has just turned 7am, yes people that was AM, and I could hear a punch up happening that had it aired on TV would have had people paying a premium to watch it! As I got ringside I found my little girl and […]
Why is it that my kids always catch me off guard? Take yesterday, I was downstairs on the Internet trying to sort something out, and my son asked for a pair of scissors. Not picking up fast enough, I said “Give me a minute son, and I will get them for you.” He has a […]
I never thought I would be contemplating wearing swimming shorts to breakfast, but based on the past few weeks it may be my safest option! Last week my kids flooded the kitchen with a cup! There must have been around three Olympic swimming pools worth of water on the kitchen floor, ensuring that anything crawling […]
As I write this the British weather has decided that because I have a new BBQ, it would rain for weeks and weeks, which also means that the kids have been indoors due to the rain. For my neighbours who have walked past our front windows in the rain, all they saw were four eyes […]