This week on dorsetdad.co.uk I need moisturiser for a cream tea, my son needs an urgent wee, but where does he go, and why do I have a tree in my car? Curious?
October Half Term Sunday 28th October Oh Diary, did I get myself into trouble this morning, and all before breakfast! Captain Chaos asked for his favourite breakfast, which involves copious amounts of chocolate spread. Now amazing as it is, I don’t personally like chocolate, especially chocolate spread. I served the chocolate spread, and it must […]
Today was a big day for us a family, as my little girl was going away for almost a week on her own with friends. As we awoke she was already downstairs on her second breakfast, packed up and supercharged. Captain Chaos arrived out of his pit, whilst my wife was not feeling well, so […]
After a hard week at work, what better way to start Friday night than with a hot bath at near nuclear level to wash away the stress. My wife said she was having a night out and would I mind? Not me princess, on my own with the kids at bedtime is a piece of […]
This morning it’s Boxing Day and after an eventful Christmas Day, where Captain Chaos decided he was a bat and bats do not sleep at night, I awoke refreshed. Captain Chaos however was out cold showing the world the back of his mouth. I was fairly sure you could have taken his tonsils out and […]
Today is Fathers Day in the United Kingdom and my little girl was at a sleepover, so I only had one child. My son came into our bedroom like a caveman returning from hunting for food who came back with nothing but false hope. He almost made it half way and sat on the floor […]
I am seriously thinking I should get a license from the local council and call my house a zoo. Watching breakfast feeding time would be the highlight of the day, and I will stand at the front door with handfuls of breakfast cereals to throw in the kitchen. Don’t worry about the mess, our kitchen […]
My little girl has been doing her dying swan act, as she was cold, and shivering with a tummy ache. When I phoned my lovely wife to ask how she was Friday lunchtime, my wife proudly announced that my little girl was going for a wee and she wanted a sample. I did wait a […]