Saturday the 28th of Forever Imagine, just imagine being woke up on a Saturday before the birds are out of their nest singing their hearts to the screams of “It’s a slug, it’s a slug! Nope, it’s ok, its just wet tissue roll I made earlier!” Well that was my Saturday wake up call, followed […]
Wednesday the 26th of Forever Today Diary, we drove to see Nanny and as it takes three hours, we were prepared with more snacks and drinks than our local supermarket! No sooner had the handbrake gone down, and I started to pull away both of my kids started to claim that they were emaciated, and […]
This week it’s half term, so I thought I would let you in on my secret diary. Have a peek at a week in the life of the Dorset Dad. Monday the 24th of Forever Dear Diary, today I woke up with the usual hope and optimism, which did not leave the building a few […]
Sunday mornings were made to be enjoyed, and as I woke up it lived up to its name, freshly ground coffee, relaxing breakfast, refereeing minor fights between kids, you know, all the usual stuff. We were a little late for church, so we all jumped into my wife’s car, affectionately known as the toy box […]
Sundays, oh Sundays you’re my favourite day, relaxing and peaceful and stress free, hang on why is someone screaming at me in the shower? As usual my kids wait until I am in the shower and then either proclaim they need a poo, or the worlds longest wee. This time all I could hear was […]
Well people, today as I write this we are off to see my family, who live a few hundred miles away, to celebrate my nephews first birthday. As we woke up this morning we were all calm, which is surprising, usually I am running round like a headless chicken trying to get snacks, drinks, prise […]
Today I was feeling really rough, with many symptoms that meant I was sitting on the sofa doing my dying swan routine. The moment the kids found out I was ill they rallied round and filled the sofa with more toys that I had headache tablets. I had not realised all the kids toys were […]
One of the other things I love doing is writing children’s stories, so I read a story I had written to Captain Chaos about people finding their talents. Imagine my surprise when Captain Chaos asked “Would you like to see my talent?” Love to son, fire away! Suddenly he announced “My talent is karate!” and […]
Recently it was Captain Chaos’ birthday and we bought him a brand new bike. Granted, it came in a million bits, with an instructions manual I mistook for cigarette wrapping paper that contained millions of pages. My wife went to have her eyes tested and left me with the kids. They proceeded to beat each […]
I genuinely thought today would not feature a blog as my kids were so calm and peaceful, and even when told to get washed and dressed, they complied. It was not until my little girl ran into the kitchen area and shouted “Slug daddy, slug on the ceiling!” Superb, either the kids are playing with […]