Oh diary, how can preparing two kids for school be so tough? I got the lunch-boxes ready and waved my wife goodbye, along with all hope. As my wife drove away I asked Captain Chaos where his shoes were? His answer was “Sorry no idea”
Sundays. They really should be the best day of the week, but somehow or another my kids manage to ensure they go down hill faster than a roller-coaster. Take today for example, I woke to my wife bringing me a hot freshly filtered coffee smelling of revival. Brownie points to my smooth wife. Happiness quickly […]
October Half Term Sunday 28th October Oh Diary, did I get myself into trouble this morning, and all before breakfast! Captain Chaos asked for his favourite breakfast, which involves copious amounts of chocolate spread. Now amazing as it is, I don’t personally like chocolate, especially chocolate spread. I served the chocolate spread, and it must […]
October Half Term Friday 26th October I was awoken this morning to a slime fight of all things, although I could not complain, as it was past eight am, so apart from slime on the hotel walls, it was a successful alarm clock. We were heading into a very big town today with my mum, […]
October Half Term Thursday 25th October We’re off to see my family who live three hours away today, and I thought I was the only excited one. Clearly not though, as Captain Chaos woke up at 6am. Now this is unusual because he normally sleeps until either an earthquake causes a disturbance, or school starts. […]
October Half Term Wednesday 24th October Today was unusual diary, I had to be up early and pick up my in-laws dog and bring him home, which usually takes around ten minutes. The dog in question is an English Springer Spaniel, but as we got to the top of our town, he quickly realised he […]
October Half Term Monday 22nd October I woke up super early today as I’m at the doctors, and no sooner had I arrived downstairs, than my little girl popped down and placed her order for the cafe I was about to run. Having served my little girl her hearts desire, I headed to the doctors, […]
October Half Term Saturday 20th of October Don’t you just hate it when you wake up at 6am on a Saturday, for no reason diary? I was thinking I was the only one up, until I heard my graceful ballerina downstairs, with what can only be described as running a cinema downstairs with sound at […]
Saturday morning and all was well, that was until my wife announced she was going out, and later coming back to collect Captain Chaos. Oh great, my wife was only going out a short time, meaning there was not enough time to go out, so we were trapped inside the house like a prison sentence. […]
Captain Chaos is almost six years old, and last night said goodnight to me, as I passed his bedroom to go to sleep. Now I feel really old, like some old person turning in for the night, because he cannot handle the modern pace of life. However victory was mine when I woke early, and […]