This week on dorsetdad.co.uk my kids feed the floor, I wear a tin hat to dinner, and why do you need a torch to eat? Curious?
This week on dorsetdad.co.uk my wife is measuring her stride, my kids buy bonfire material, and I have to explain why DVD’s have adverts. Curious?
This week on dorsetdad.co.uk we talk junk food, I start retching in the middle of the supermarket, and I found how to track my kids. Curious?
Having originally bought our children a computer tablet to share, we saved hard and have been able to purchase another one, so they have one each. I know what you’re thinking, maybe they are using it in their rooms after hours, but hang on my keen bean, that base was covered. The router in our […]
My little girl has been going on for a while about a movie involving small cartoon horses, and could she go, so me and my wife tossed a coin, and Lady Luck decided that my wife should lose two hours of her life, and I should stay at home with my son! Wait, hang on, […]
As I write this today its my birthday, and yes I’m 18 yet again. What better way to celebrate your birthday than to be off of work and celebrate with your beautiful wife, but she mentioned something about dropping the kids off at school. I can get the kids ready for school so I thought […]
There is a very famous film where a guy wakes up to the same stuff each day, and I am sure he was writing about my weekday mornings. As chief butler to my two children, I am expected to shower and shave without making a fuss, wake them, make a snack, juice, breakfast, find school […]
It’s rare we have to go shopping in a big town, but it does happen once or twice a year. I try to shop online and have everything delivered including food, and today it reminded me why. I started the day by announcing I wanted to leave the house by 9am, which I was fairly […]
When my wife announces she has had a great idea I always worry that somehow it’s going to be a long day, but today she really was on form. My wife found a really great deal on tickets, which sounded too good to be true for a famous children’s television star at our local theatre, […]
Tomorrow was going to be the best planned Mothers Day known to man, in fact I was so prepared, in my mind I had already bought the items, wrapped them, and got them ready for the big day. I waved goodbye to my wife for the day whilst my children just waited for her to […]